Tick Tock, Bad Vibes O'Clock: Never Keep Clocks in These 3 Places According to Vastu

Clocks . Innocent, wall-hugging, time-ticking citizens of the home. But according to Vastu Shastra , these seemingly harmless timekeepers can go full villain mode if placed in the wrong spot. Not the kind of “Joker energy,” more like “silent mood killer” energy. It’s not about paranoia—it’s ancient energy science. So grab a chair (but not the northeast one), and witness the dramatic downfall of badly placed clocks.

1. South Wall – AKA The Vibe Killer Zone
The south wall might look like prime real estate for that oversized antique clock, but Vastu says “plot twist incoming.” This direction is ruled by Yama—the god of death in Vedic mythology—and keeping a clock here is like constantly reminding the house that time is running out. Very Christopher Nolan level existentialism. Not ideal for peace or productivity.

2. Above the Main Door – The Passive Aggressive Exit Sign
Putting a clock right above the entrance is like hanging a “time’s up” sign over life’s runway. Vastu warns that it subtly encourages energy to leave the house—opportunities, money, and occasionally, common sense. It’s basically a cosmic unsubscribe button. A dramatic exit, minus the Bollywood slow motion.

3. Bedroom Facing the Bed – Insomnia’s Sidekick
Want a good night’s sleep? Don’t let the clock be the last face seen before dreaming of missed deadlines. A clock staring directly at the bed equals silent judgment. It fuels anxiety, overthinking, and those 3 a.m. “What is life?” questions. It's the visual equivalent of a background score during a horror movie’s buildup.

Bonus tip: Broken or non-functional clocks are like the expired milk of the home decor world—quietly ruining the vibe. Get them out, or at least give them therapy.

In short: clocks can make or break the energy grid faster than a plot twist in Sacred Games. So respect the Vastu, or prepare for the slow but steady unraveling of home harmony.