Signs Who Say “We Should Catch Up” and Then Ghost Forever

Also known as the emotional version of “Let’s do lunch” from every Hollywood breakup scene.

1. Gemini
The crown holder of the “we should totally hang soon” text. Meant it in the moment, forgot it 3 minutes later. Already emotionally booked by a spontaneous existential crisis or a new TV show.

2. Libra
Said it because silence felt rude. Social balance needed restoring. Never intended to follow through but will like a story six months later as a form of digital affection.

3. Sagittarius
Sincerely wanted to hang out—until a newer, shinier plan came up. Currently zip-lining in another timezone and pretending texts don’t exist.

4. Pisces
Felt the emotion, said the words, disappeared into a dream sequence. Mentally wrote a whole meet-up montage but never responded to the calendar invite.

5. Aquarius
Said it while calculating the odds of teleportation being invented before small talk gets scheduled. Wasn’t a lie—just deeply hypothetical.

6. Scorpio
Said it only to maintain the mystery. Probably still watching from the shadows. That “catch up” was a test. And the test was failed.

7. Aries
Meant it until they didn’t. Burned out on the idea halfway through typing “soon?” Reappears weeks later in a group chat with no reference to the ghosting.

8. Taurus
Said it once. If no one followed up within 48 hours, decided fate said no. Now permanently committed to staying home in pajamas.

9. Cancer
Emotionally overwhelmed at the thought of catching up. Said it, panicked, crawled into a blanket fort. The intention was pure. The follow-through? A myth.

10. Virgo
Scheduled it in a planner, stressed over timing, then ghosted due to the pressure of making it perfect. Sends a happy birthday text as reparations.

11. Capricorn
Filed the interaction under “networking.” Ghosted only because the KPI didn’t align. May respond in Q4.

12. Leo
Too important to ghost forever. They’ll be back, but it’ll be red carpet level. Expect a dramatic comeback selfie, not coffee plans.